Engineers!!!!! Building nation!!

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.
Since: Knowledge = Power,
then Knowledge = Work / Time,
and Time = Money,
then Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.




Real Engnieers.



1. Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.
2. Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday.
3. Real Engineers wear mustaches or beards for "efficiency". Not because they're lazy.
4. Real Engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.
5. Real Engineers think a "biting wit" is their fox terrier.
6. Real Engineers know how to take the cover off of their computer, and are not afraid to do it.
7. Real Engineers know the second law of thermodynamics - but not their own shirt size.
8. Real Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic transmissions.
9. Real Engineers say "It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 degrees Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day"
10. Real Engineers give you the feeling you're having a conversation with a dial tone or busy signal.
11. Real Engineers wear badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes a note is attached saying "Don't offer me a ride today. I drove my own car".
12. Real Engineers' politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and an office with a window.
13. Real Engineers know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.
14. Real Engineers rotate their tires for laughs.
15. Real Engineers will make four sets of drawings (with seven revisions) before making a bird bath.
16. Real Engineers' briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of "Quantum Physics", and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.
17. Real Engineers know that Halloween is really the same as Christmas, because OCT 31 = DEC 25. (If you _don't_ get it, then you're not a Real Engineer.)
18. Real Engineers don't find the above at all funny.

 

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1.Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents

2.NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing 

3.There are six million parts in the Boeing 747-400. 

4.Humans are born with 300 bones in their body, however when a person reaches adulthood they only have 206 bones. This occurs because many of them join together to make a single bone 

5.The reason why hair turns gray as we age is because the pigment cells in the hair follicle start to die, which is responsible for producing "melanin" which gives the hair colour 

6.The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the english language

7.The largest employer in the world is the Indian railway system in India, employing over 1.6 million people

8.The word "comet" comes from the Greek word "kometes" meaning long hair and referring to the tail 

9.The hydra, which is related to the jellyfish, can grow its body back in a couple of days if it is cut in half

10.The deepest mine in the world is the East Rand mine, which goes to a depth of about 3,585 metres 

11.The abbreviation Xmas for the word Christmas is of Greek origin. Since the word for Christ in the Greek language is Xristos, which starts with the letter "X," they started putting the X in place of Christ and came up with the short form for the word Christmas 

12.Japan has approximately 200 volcanoes and is home to 10% of the active volcanoes in the world 

13.The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes  

14.Toronto was the first city in the world with a computerized traffic signal system

15.Some octopuses have been known to eat their arms off when they are exposed to stressful situations

16.The skeleton of a spider is located on the outside of the body. The name for this is exoskelton 

17.The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements

18.The words "abstemioius," and "facetious" both have all the five vowels in them in order

19.Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world 

20.The longest chapter in the Bible is Psalm 119, which is 176 verses 

21.The pound key (#) on the keyboard is called an octothorpe 

22.Ramses II, a pharaoh of Egypt died in 1225 B.C. At the time of his death, he had fathered 96 sons and 60 daughters

23.The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want 

24.The smallest man ever was Gul Mohammed (1957-1997) of India, who measured 1 feet, 10? inches

25.The more a person struggles to get out of quicksand the faster they will sink. Staying still, and being calm will actually make the body float in the quicksand because the body is less dense than the quicksand is.        

26. GOOGLE - Giving Opinions & Options Generously Linked everywhere         

 

MBA Forum

The Master of Business Administration (MBA) is a master's degree in business administration, which attracts people from a wide range of academic disciplines. The MBA designation originated in the United States, emerging from the late 19th century as the country industrialized and companies sought out scientific approaches to management. The core courses in the MBA program are designed to introduce students to the various areas of business such as accounting, marketing, human resources, operations management, etc. Students in some MBA programs have the option to select an area of concentration and focus approximately one-third of their studies in this subject.

Accreditation bodies exist specifically for MBA programs to ensure consistency and quality of graduate business education, and business schools in many countries offer MBA programs tailored to full-time, part-time, executive, and distance learning students, with specialized concentrations.

The first graduate school of business in the United States was the Tuck School of Business, part of Dartmouth College. Founded in 1900, it was the first institution conferring advanced degrees (masters) in the commercial sciences, specifically, a Master of Science in Commerce degree, the forebear of the modern MBA degree.

In 1908, the Graduate School of Business Administration (GSBA) at Harvard University was established; it offered the world's first MBA program, with a faculty of 15 plus 33 regular students and 47 special students. The University of Chicago Booth School of Business first offered working professionals the Executive MBA (EMBA) program in 1940, and this type of program is offered by most business schools today.

In 1950, the first MBA degrees were awarded outside the United States by The University of Western Ontario in Canada, followed in 1951 with the degree awarded by the University of Pretoria in South Africa.

The Institute of Business Administration, Karachi in Pakistan was established in 1955 as the first Asian business school by the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania. In 1957, INSEAD became the first European business school to offer an MBA program.

In 1986, the Roy E. Crummer Graduate School of Business at Rollins College (Florida) was the first MBA program to require every student to have a laptop computer in the classroom. Initially, professors wheeled a cart of laptops into the classroom, passed them out to students together with floppy disks and collected them at the end of class. A year later, the school issued a laptop computer to each student as the student's personal property during registration. This ensured that each student had the same computer capability. Eventually, the Crummer School became the #1 rated MBA program in Florida.

The MBA degree has been adopted by universities worldwide, and has been adopted and adapted by both developed and developing countries.